Two Buck Howie
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About Me

- James ( TwoBuck ) Hauenstein
- Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!
Monday, July 28, 2025
A Story I Found Interesting
Friday, July 25, 2025
PBS Passport





Sunday, July 20, 2025
Firing Of Stephen Colbert
Sunday, July 6, 2025
There Is A Way Out Of Doom Scrolling

Friday, July 4, 2025
Beer Is Proof God Loves Us
When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master" because of all the beer I drank, all of the time. When I look back now and think about all the money I spent over the years on beer, if I had that money today, think of all the beer I could buy!
Hey,
have you heard that Apple, the computer company, stopped developing their
own Autonomous Cars? They had a huge problem to overcome first. They were having trouble loading Windows!
I
can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he
gives me the Gate code, it will be the first time I ever get a chance to
live in a Gated Community!
If
you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a
Musician for many years. You know, after all these years I still get
recognized once in awhile. It is at Family Reunions, but I still get
recognized!
The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental Massage
Parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be
self-serve!

- Benjamin Franklin -
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
You Can't Go Home Again
Groucho Marx
Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Soul Mate
(Originally From Friday, July 17, 2015)
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colors seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.

I wanted to share it with you
And
Sunday, February 2, 2025
I Am So Tired Of Keeping Quiet
